My daughter-in-law shoved me into the pool during her party, knowing I couldn’t swim. Guests laughed while I struggled beneath the water. The gardener pulled me out, and I coughed onto the marble deck. “Get her dry before she embarrasses us,” she said. Then the gardener removed his hat—and introduced himself as the investigator I had hired.
“Maybe the cold water will teach you to stop interfering.” Vanessa’s hands hit my shoulders, and the world disappeared beneath blue water before I could scream. I was sixty-four years old, wearing a silk blouse and low heels at my own son’s housewarming party, and I had never learned to swim. For one terrible second…